FAQs & Etiquette
FAQs
Do you see X client?
I welcome clients of all genders, sexualities, races, and abilities. I consider myself disability and neurodivergent friendly. I always endeavour to make our time together as comfortable and accessible as possible. Please let me know if you have any additional needs that I should be aware of.
All I ask is that you are 21+, respectful, and have excellent hygiene and grooming.
When are you available?
Please browse my availability here. Last minute bookings are rarely possible; however, on the occasion that I'm able to accommodate, an additional rush fee will apply.
What services do you offer?
I like to let the chemistry unfold naturally and see where it takes us. If you have any specific desires in mind, please don't hesitate to mention them. You may also arrange a paid consultation if you would like to discuss things in more detail - this is especially recommended for kinkier sessions.
Do you have any dining preferences?
I particularly enjoy Asian cuisine. I am sober and vegetarian. Please do not suggest a party booking or a meat mukbang!
Where are you from?
I am British and I grew up in the UK. I'd appreciate not being asked further questions, as it often encroaches into personal details regarding my family, where I was born, and so on.
Are your rates negotiable?
Whilst I do not appreciate haggling of any sort, I do believe that everyone deserves pleasure and I value connecting with those who come from similar backgrounds to mine.
I am able to offer a sliding scale for people on lower incomes; priority goes to folks who are also LGBTQ+, disabled, and non-white.
I also occasionally offer discounts to my loyal newsletter subscribers.
Etiquette
Communication
I aim to respond to all suitable enquiries within 2 days. Please be patient and avoid double emailing- this clutters my inbox, which inevitably makes it harder for me to reply.
In order to minimise excess admin for both of us, I welcome concise and direct communication so I know exactly what you're looking for and can assess our compatibility.
Bookings should be arranged in no more than three emails either side. I charge £40 per additional email or message if the communication is unnecessarily prolonged or verbose.
Screening
Screening is mandatory for all new clients. I use Protonmail - an end-to-end encrypted email provider - to receive booking forms and arrange dates. Any personal information is deleted after our first meet.
Deposits
A non-refundable deposit is required to secure our time together. The amount will depend on the length of the booking.
Cancellation Policy
On the rare occasion that I need to cancel, I will try to arrange an alternative date with you. If this is not possible, I will return your deposit in full.
Should you need to cancel, please provide as much notice as possible. Cancellations made with 48 hours notice or less will be subject to a cancellation fee.
Cancellations with 48 hours notice:
50% cancellation fee, of which 25% may go towards a new booking if you're able to reschedule within 5 weeks of our original date.
Cancellations with 24 hours notice or less:
Your deposit will be forfeited and a 100% cancellation fee is required. Any new bookings will require a new deposit.
Failure to pay the cancellation fee may sadly result in us being unable to meet in future.
Safety, Hygiene, & Grooming
I do not allow unprotected penetrative sex or any kind of bare genital-on-genital action. I reserve the right to end the booking if you exhibit unsafe behaviour.
I am always freshly showered, well-dressed, and minty fresh for every meet. If I am travelling to you, I will always refreshen myself before any intimacy. Please show me the same courtesy.
For maximum comfort, I prefer well-groomed facial hair and pubic hair. Please ensure your fingernails and toenails are clean and trimmed.