FAQs & Etiquette

FAQs

When are you available?

I work part-time so my availability is rather limited and I only see a few lucky clients each month. I tour Glasgow and London every few months - tour dates are announced in advance in my newsletter. Otherwise, I'm available for outcalls and TMTYs for longer dates.

What services do you offer?

I like to let the chemistry unfold naturally and see where it takes us. If you have any particular desires, please don't hesitate to mention them. You may also book a consultation if you would like to discuss things in more detail - this is especially recommended for kinkier sessions.

What are incalls, outcalls, TMTYs, and FMTYs?

Incall: You come to me and I arrange the venue. Generally, I'm only able to host incalls when I'm on tour. I may host in a hotel or a private apartment.

Outcall: I come to you and you arrange the venue. I can meet you at your hotel or private residence for your convenience. I'm available for outcalls both when I'm touring and when I'm not.

Train Me To You (TMTY): A type of outcall where I travel to you via train, typically over a longer distance. I'm available for TMTYs UK-wide, whenever I'm not on tour. TMTYs are longer dates, usually a minimum of 4hrs. My travel time and expenses are covered by the client.

Fly Me To You (FMTY): The same as a TMTY, except I travel by plane. This is the best option if the train journey exceeds 4hrs. I'm available for FMTYs internationally with clients that I have already met and have established trust with. If we are unable to meet in person, we can arrange a paid 1hr video call first to assess our compatibility.

What kind of food do you like?

Breakfast: You can never go wrong with eggs.

Lunch: I love a delicious sandwich or a salad. Pho or ramen in the colder months.

Dinner: Chinese, Indian, Thai, and Vietnamese are just a few of my favourite cuisines.

Dessert: I'm showing my British side here- my favourite desserts are trifle, sticky toffee pudding, and apple crumble.

I am sober and vegetarian. I enjoy eating a vegan diet.

Etiquette

Communication

I aim to respond to all suitable enquiries within 2 days. Please be patient and avoid double emailing. If you're still waiting for a reply from me, do remember to check your spam folder.

Bookings should be arranged in no more than three emails either side. I charge £50 per additional email or message if the communication is unnecessarily prolonged or verbose.

Screening

Screening is mandatory for all new clients. Any personal information is deleted after our first meet.

Deposits

A non-refundable deposit is required to secure our time together. This is typically 30% for shorter dates and 50% for longer dates.

Cancellation Policy

Cancellations made with 72 hours notice or less will be subject to a cancellation fee.

Failure to pay the cancellation fee may sadly result in us being unable to meet in future.

Safety, Hygiene, & Grooming

I do not allow unprotected penetrative sex or any unprotected genital-to-genital contact.

I am always freshly showered, well-dressed, and minty fresh for every meet. Please show me the same courtesy.

For maximum comfort, I prefer well-groomed facial hair and pubic hair. Please ensure your fingernails and toenails are clean and trimmed.

Outcalls

If you are hosting, I appreciate the following:

Fresh air/good ventilation
A clean bathroom and bedroom
Filtered drinking water or still water

For dates of 3 hours or more, please ensure refreshments and food are provided. What can I say? My appetite is insatiable.